“Oh Lord, this guy smells. The fatty on my left reeks of moldy furniture, and the dumb hipster on my right is digging his elbow into my ribcage.
Fast forward to last weekend. I park 10 minutes before the opening set and leisurely stroll up to the will-call booth.
The attendant looks up and smiles, “Let me see here… Here they are- there you go Mr. DiMilo, enjoy the show.”
I hand my lady friend her ticket and she helps me fasten the electric blue “VIP” band to my wrist. We do a lap around the arena, cracking jokes about the fanboys and suckers in line for t-shirts. We make a quick pit stop at the beer cart and then proceed to make our way to the right side of the stage. You know, that part of the floor on the OTHER side of the fence. The security staff greets me with a smile, instead of the suspicious look of bad intentions I’m accustomed to.
From there I enjoy the show, grab some comped water bottles from backstage when I’m thirsty, and go to the bathroom when I want- only to return to my spot without the slightest disturbance.
No, I didn’t pay for VIP access. In fact, I didn’t pay for the tickets at all. No, I’m not friends with the band. No, my uncle doesn’t work at the arena. I’m not a celebrity, and I’m not impersonating one. I’m just a badass who beat the system, and I’m going to teach you exactly how to do it.
This guide isn’t about scalping. It isn’t about winning radio contests. It’s not about stealing, begging, sneaking, or selling your soul. This method WILL work. This method WILL get you into concerts without buying an overpriced ticket. Everything I’m going to tell you to do is 100% legal. It’s also completely FREE.
If you’re sick of spending your hard earned money on expensive concert tickets (with those outrageous Ticketmaster fees), this is the guide for you. If you’re tired of standing next to Oscar the Grouch and waiting for hours just so you can be within earshot of your favorite bands, this is the guide for you.
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